AISubs v3.7
We're Irado Motokan, Teta Dot Shuzo, and...
- Hi, I'm Mizutamari Bond's Tommy and... - Kanta!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Remote collaboration. - Remote collaboration.
If this is fun enough for a collaboration,
I think this is good enough for a collaboration.
- I want to meet you. - I want to meet you.
- Doing it remotely makes you want to meet me, right? - That's right.
- That's totally true.
And we didn't put up a screen this time,
- so we can do it on LINE. - That's right.
- That's right.
- We want to see each other's faces. - That's right.
This time, it's a YouTuber-like remote collaboration.
Until now, we've put out a lot of videos on our main channels.
- Mizutamari Bond has 2,000 videos. - Yes, thank you.
- And we... - 1,600 videos.
- Yeah. - We've put out a lot of videos.
- 2,000 videos without a break every day! - Yeah.
- It's like a machine! - Yeah.
- It's amazing. - It's amazing.
- It's not something you can do easily. - Yeah.
- We've both worked hard in the past. - Yeah.
- And we've been able to have fun until now. - Yeah.
- We're going to use our past selves to compete. - Yeah.
We're going to know each other's YouTube channel videos' titles!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- There's a lot! - It's not like we've come up with something new.
- Yeah. - It's just what we've come up with.
- That's what we're going to talk about. - Yeah.
- We've made a list of each other's titles. - Yeah.
- We have them on our phones. - Yeah.
- There's a lot of them. - Sometimes.
- How many papers are there? - How many?
- There's about 20 of them.
- 20 or 30 of them. - Wow!
- It's like a small dictionary. - Yeah.
- We're going to know each other's titles while watching each other's videos.
- We're not going to be serious about it. - Yeah.
- We're just going to have fun. - Yeah.
- It's not like we're going to know each other's titles. We're just going to see how long we can keep making videos.
- Oh, that's fun! - That's fun!
- People like "hajimemashita" (thank you for starting recently)
- They don't have any words like that. - Yeah.
- That's true. - Even if we know each other's titles for a little while,
- I think it's amazing. - Yeah.
- It's amazing that we can just know each other's titles.
- It's a game that only a few YouTubers can play. - Yeah.
- If you lose, you have to stop posting videos every day.
- That's true.
- It's amazing. It's harder than continuing. - Yeah.
- I wrote the title in the back of the video. - Yeah.
- I wanted about 10 seconds of "n" in it. - Yeah.
- Let's have fun. - Yes!
- To give you a little more detail about the rules... - Yes.
- There's a "check" in the title. - Yes.
- That's "check" and "start" in Japanese. - That's good.
- And "xx" is "made". - Yes.
- The first word that comes to mind when you say the title of the video is the first word. - Yes.
- And if you get "n", you lose, right? - Yes.
- If you get "n", you lose, right? - Yes.
- If you get "n" next, you lose. - If you get "n" next, you lose.
- But in the YouTube world, there's Ndaho-kun. - That's true.
- You never know. - Ndaho is strong.
- You might get "n" as a reward. - You might get "n" as a reward.
- "N" starts with "n" and ends with "n". - You might get "n" as a reward.
- It depends on the title, but... - Ndaho gets "n" from himself no matter how much he sleeps.
- He gets "n" from himself. - He gets "n" from himself.
- Let's start with "n" for those of you who lost in rock-paper-scissors. - Yes.
- "n" might be too big for you. - That's true.
- Okay, rock-paper-scissors! - Okay, me too!
- Ready, and... - Oh, I won!
- Yes!
- Okay, we'll start with "n". - Yes!
- Let's do our best to last as long as we can. - Okay!
- Okay, here we go! - Yes!
- It's "n", right? - "n"!
- "n" starts with "n". - There's a lot of "n"s.
- Oh, you're right. - There is!
- Ready for "n" first? - Let's go!
- Let me say it. - What is it?
- Wait, wait! - Wait!
- What is it? - Read out the list.
- Here's the list. - Yes.
- "d" is hard. - Huh?!
- "d" is hard. Use high-grade ingredients to make it harder.
- Huh?! - I can't hear you!
- What is it? - I'm telling you one more time.
I'm going to say it loud and clear.
- "d" is hard! - Huh?!
What? What? What?
What? What?
On the contrary, it is difficult.
Use high quality ingredients and make it taste bad.
On the contrary, it is difficult, so you can hear it.
Let's talk about age.
Mine is clear.
Yeah, mine is a little...
Here we go.
REALLY
What? What? What? What?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll say it one more time.
REALLY
I'm sorry. I don't know at all.
You can't upload such a video.
It's not compatible.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It doesn't hit the audience.
I think this is a normal project to make something that looks like it's going to be bad taste good.
Use high quality ingredients and make it taste bad.
REALLY
I saw that title.
That's what you say in the video, so you can't use it as a title.
The last word is...
TASTE BAD
YO
You guys surprised me.
Your faces was scary.
That's a 100% chance of being caught up in the situation.
If you say you'll get married, you can't say it's a big surprise in the first place.
"YO"!
If you really get married, I'm going to be an insane guy.
YO
It's a lot of "YO".
YO
So we're doing this with a lot of thought in mind.
- Oh, that's good. - Thank you!
- Let's do it. - Here we go.
No poop.
- What kind of tag is this? - It's a quiz. A tag quiz.
- There's poop. - There's no poop in this, right?
- There's no poop. - This is really nothing.
- How much poop do you think there is? - Yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah, you might think there's poop in this, so you say "no poop," and when you talk about it,
- you're just talking about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This is important. - Next up is "z."
- "z." - "z."
- "z" isn't bad, but... - If there's "z,"
- Should we go with "z" then? - If it's gone, it's fine.
- But I want to do something like "4" - You're lying!
- We don't do it! - We don't do it! - We don't do it, it's the same.
- "z" is unfair, isn't it? - "z" isn't unfair at all.
- We'll go with "z." - Yes, thank you.
- "If you keep listening to 'hai doukon' you'll go crazy" theory. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's easy to understand. - It's easy to understand.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- The title is easy to understand, basically. - Because it's the title.
- Anyone with more than 10 years existing... - We have time when we struggle a lot.
- We wonder what's right. - It sounds true.
- We all have no poop. All of us. - It's not "not having two thousand. No poop"
- Theory's "z" - "z" is right. "z"! - Right, "z"!
- It's there. - But we haven't said it yet.
- Um... - I don't see it. - We'll continue, okay? - Okay.
- " restrict social media toijters and people" - I saw this recently...
- You don't need to see it.
There are a lot of videos that say "don't be popular with this kind of people"
What's that?
I'll definitely watch it!
Next one is
ji
I'll go
Yes, please
ji
A house built in the Jomon period
A YouTuber tried to build a house with a vertical hole
Wow
That's easy to understand!
Easy to understand?
It's not about being impressed that it's easy to understand
It's easy to understand, but it's hard to listen to any kind of video
It's not about being impressed that it's easy to understand
I didn't know that
I don't think it's easy to understand
It's not about being impressed that it's easy to understand
Right
By the way, what kind of video is it?
Huh?
It's nothing
A YouTuber tried to build a house with a vertical hole
That kind of video
It's easy to understand
Wow
ta
There are a lot of "ta"
There are a lot
I'll go
Fourth one
Find car sex
I know it
It's famous
What is it?
How can you tell just by looking at the title of a video like this?
Maybe this is the only one
No, this is really the only one
Oh, yeah
Then
It's "se"
se
There seems to be a lot of "se"
Can I start with "se"?
Yes
Let's make a miracle and play with Wakuwaku-san at the 1,000-yen vending machine
Oh, great
1,000-yen vending machine Wakuwaku-san
What is "bo"?
Are you okay?
There is, there is
Oh, is there?
Oh, there is no problem
Then shall we go with this?
Yes
A fun "tsubo" personality with me and you
You should never do it
Wow
How many views do you have?
1,940,000 views
Japan is weird, really
"tsubo" personality "tsu"
tsu
Yes
Here we go
I bought 1 acre of my favorite land
Oh
Great
You don't have to say "great"
I'm really curious
Because I'm curious about that
Normally
1 acre
How much is 1 acre?
I think it was about 1 acre
Isn't it wide?
Maybe we should do a collaboration next time and buy 1 acre
What do you mean?
Oh, like we're going to divide it up
We're going to get 1 acre from 1 acre
And we're going to live there
Life is too much
It's amazing that you can go there every month
You should go there every month
I see
Wow, I see
It's not 1 acre of 1 acre of life
That's what I think
tansuta
taisuta
Is the thigh kick of a person who appears in a movie really painful?
kakumei
daisankai
kaaseksu wo sagase
Why is "kakumei" included?
Because we have to get it all together
zettai ni dansei no kata nomi mite kudasai
i desu
I'm going
binginza
hanashikaketa hito ga chokuzen ni katta mono wo zettai ni kaware ga ikenai
shinogami
It was there
It was fun
It was really fun
It was
There are a lot of goods we bought with that
mujintou
meshi
A lot of things we got from big creators became popular
That's a lot
It says "sharp 4" on the back
What will it be like?
4 might be 4
We'll start from where it says "4"
46 trips in Dōfuku Prefecture
Okayama Prefecture edition
"Classic Fish" and "Mikey Saw"
Don't add that!
Oh, isn't this good?
Tetsuya scripted/Tommy directed
High Grade OST
Oh, it's out
It's out
It's out, it's out
The guy who came to our house
This is fun
I'm glad
It's "b"
b
Isn't "b" a lot?
Well, it's not like it's a lot
We're really good at pranks
"b" might not be that good
We might get pranked by them
Oh, yeah
Here we go
revenge
How many kilometers can you walk in 24 hours?
Oh, that one
It might be a collaboration with Fukuoka
no reaction
You can't react to anything that happens in the video
It's like a scientific experiment
It's "dressnet"
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We did it
It brings back memories
We did this 3 or 4 years ago
When we pranked Tommy
Oh, yeah
We've been doing it for a while now
Yeah, we have
serious
10 questions right and you win 1 million yen
quiz
million more
if you go back in time with your iPhone calendar to 0 years old
a bug will occur
That was close!
This is "r"
It's "r"
I'm glad we did this
I'll go with "r"
the result of sticking a pen to a Roomba and making it draw
Wow!
The Roomba saved you
Oh, no! I see!
"r" is bad!
It's bad!
The title of this video was "let's make it "r" first
Oh, yeah
That's not what the title is about!
It's supposed to be a strong title someday
Let's supplement it
It's bad because we decided it like that
Okay, "r"
I want "r"
god world
I tried flying Tommy's iPhone into space
saw
"god world" and "title" are common
Yeah, "god world" and "title" are common, so "saw" is really common
"saw" is really good
I tried looking for Orihime in Tanabata
a bunch of people in Nagoya
What's that?
Why? People in Nagoya definitely watch that
What do you mean "a bunch of people in Nagoya"?
No, forgive me!
Hey, I don't know
Who did you make this title for?
I'll go with "me"
Okay
Announce the top 10 videos of Mizutamari Bond that you guys will choose
- I see - Yeah
"luck" x "acting skills"
no consultation
five people in costumes
impromptu skit
acting
de
- "ren" - "de"?
- Is "de" okay?
- "de"? - "de"?
- "de" is here - "de"? I'm a little worried about "de"
But you know, "de" was there earlier, I think
- What? - It's "renkontou"
- "renkontou"? - Why "renkontou" in the morning?
When you think you've been hit with bricks, do you faint or prank you?
- Hey, "bakara" is here too - "bakara" did it
It's like "once you hold a brick and then hide it"
It's like a toy from "Senga"
- It's like "pull your head out" - Yeah, "pulled out"
I was pranked for the first time
- That's nice - It was pretty early
Yeah, it was the first time
- "ri" - "ri"
- "ri"? - "ri" isn't many
- "ri" is... - "ri" is still there
- Okay - I'll start from the top
Okay
revenge
grandma of Yumemaru
"what is "ogiri"?"
"I'm worried about "ogiri"
- What? - What is "ogiri"?
- It's "re" - Oh, it's "re"
- It's true
I wasn't thinking about it
- Um... - How is it?
- "re"... - "re"...
- "ni"... - "ni"...
- "nice" - "nice"
- What? - "re" "nice"
- Huh? - What?
- "grandma of Yumemaru" - This is annoying
- "grandma of Yumemaru" - What?
- What is "grandma of Yumemaru"? - "grandma of Yumemaru" is really annoying
Hahaha
- But... - But...
- "re" is not the only one - What?
- I'm so upset - I'm so upset
- We don't make videos that start with "re" - What?
On the other hand, we don't make videos that start with "re"
- We can make videos that start with "re" - Who knew it would be "re" before we made this video?
- That's true, we always say "re" at the end - Oh no, we lost connection
- Huh? - Why?
- It's not just "re" - Huh? It's gone
- No, no - It's like "what if we won?"
- It's not "what if we don't know anymore" - Oh, it's wifi
- It's wifi - We don't want to cut it ourselves, but wifi is a little...
- And this house - Of course it is
- We thought we were cut because we lost - Yeah
- We thought we were cut off - Yeah, we thought we were cut off
- We thought we were cut off - Yeah, we made 2000 videos, but not a single "re"
- That's true - You didn't know if you didn't make this video
I thought we had to give it a "ru" title.
You're being serious about "ru", but we don't have a project like this.
- Yeah, we don't. - There's nothing we can't give it a "ru" title.
- I learned a lot, really. - Yes, we learned a lot.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
Until this video is uploaded,
- we'll increase "ru" so it won't be found out. - So it won't be found out.
So we won't be found out, we'll do "stealth ru".
- Why do we have to do "stealth ru"? - We have to do "stealth ru".
- It's the best meaning! - It's the best meaning!
- Let's work hard and give each other "ru" titles. - Yes.
It was nostalgic.
- Looking back at random videos from the past, it was nostalgic. - It was fun.
- It was really fun. - It was really fun, really.
- Let's meet again tomorrow! Bye bye! - Bye bye!